sleep:

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork 

(Fuente: sleep, vía belligeren-t)

jenthesoprano:

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

(Fuente: pinkandblueskiessss, vía thequeenofyourdreamss)

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

(vía belligeren-t)

captainciara:

Jenna and Collin might crash and burn when awkward returns but i’m going to enjoy every minute of their relationship anyway

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

(vía flu0rescente)